Enjoy it while it lasts,next holiday is Thanksgiving.
English teacher, childcare provider, father to an amazing boy who misses me very much.
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Cake day: December 26th, 2023
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We don’t have Coke, is Pepsi okay?
That’s it, this comic needs to be a modern animated series.
rushes you and takes the tag off your shirt
“That was falling… with style!”
9·18 hours agoGourd is just short for “Good Lord!”
Don’t ask Mercedes what they were doing between 1934 and 1945.
That’s so you know where to sit so you can fall asleep and become Gulliver.
6·1 day ago“Build a bridge out of her!”
Inspector Clouseau got a budget increase.
“Get down, turn around, go to town, boot scootin’ boogie.”
Not by choice.
63·3 days agoThis is why corporations want AI so badly. If they can’t use it to replace you, they will use it to control you.
19·3 days ago“Nobody ever wrote a song called ‘Fuck the Fire Department.’”
As a melatoninly-challenged man who’s prospects are limited to everything under the sun…
The right people will be impressed.
I thought it was rice and I was thinking, “Rice can definitely fill a void.”
Who’s going to drink all this water now?
We’ll get the stragglers at Christmas.