A year ago I would have thought that was insane, but after working at a shelter i get why it’s like that. When a volunteer fucks up, it’s the dog that pays the price. Our volunteers are amazing and we appreciate every single one of them but we do need to be somewhat selective about who can handle these dogs that are in super vulnerable positions.

Kennel tech (read poop scooper and dog walker) at the local animal shelter

And then you listen to the audiobook and realize it’s just a super fucked up way of spelling steve

I take solice that society will probably collapse around me before I get the opportunity to retire, so frivolous spending isn’t really that big of a deal.

Perhaps the brick crossing method is better.

Is this where you carry a brick to throw at cars that don’t follow right of way?

If you can’t follow right of way rules while driving you will lose your license and be executed

I refuse to pay for bags. I’m flying back home for a week today and fit everything I need into a backpack “personal item” so I don’t have to pay the rediculous baggage fees.

I want a sidekick lx with a touch screen, a modern processor, and an unlocked bootloader

Hit up your local dispensaries/growers and see if you can get some cheap trimmings/shake and make some cannibutter.

When will restaurants realize the ideal restaurant doesn’t even have pictures of their food. A crinkled laminated text only paper menu, torn upholstery, and faded window paint is what the ideal restaurant looks like

When I was living in a trailer I used an organic pre wash solution that used no water and was 100% eco friendly to save water. Highly reccomend the heeler pre wash

Do a kindness to someone without expectation of recognition or return

Read a book

Find an enjoyable exercise

Sit under a tree on a nice day

Then you open your salt shaker full of cocaine while driving with the top down on your very fast red convertible and watch the coke blow away because your a fucking narc

When the drugs began to take hold