He doesn’t even have to spend that much. Elmo could cut a $10,000 check to Susan Collins and she would introduce the Orphans as Biofuel Act.

He’s still pissed that they built windmills next to his stupid golf course in Scotland and has some insane vendetta against them.

This is where it gets fun. Does she write a tell-all book about how Don Junior’s winkie doesn’t work because of the blow? Or does she sell supplements to MAGA rubes? Does she try to date the crustiest old, rich guy she can find?

Stay tuned for the slow-motion school bus accident that is the US government.

There’s a whole video of this floating around on the internet. I usually don’t go in for videos that look like the old Cops show, but that one is worth a watch.

The woman she was harassing was renting out the basement of the house through Airbnb because she was fleeing domestic violence.

Simonetti didn’t even own the property. She was illegally subletting the basement. The cops showed up and Simonetti was so crazy that the cops weren’t having it.

I let the bad thoughts in and ordered a drink that was a mix of espresso and root beer. It wasn’t undrinkable, but I wouldn’t order it again.

Cold brew and Jarritos mandarin soda is actually pretty good.

Susan Collins is very concerned. She might write a letter.

Now do Israeli data centers.

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

Thankfully, she’s out in January.