Gotta punish those neurons. Little bastards must be made to learn one way or another

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Some emperor this is. He actually needs to tell his courtiers to show some appreciation for his new set of clothes.

People are acting like it’s not a problem, but if we have just one more downgrade of that magnitude, we’ll be in big trouble

Step 2 is dead right. Before you can proceed, we’re going to need you to make an apparently important and irreversible decision that you didn’t even want to make, based on incomplete information.

Why do a flyover when you can do a flyinto?

Back in the day we had this neat trick to do 100% compression on photos. Just print them out on pieces of paper, for completely byte-free storage!

Lemme tell you young whippersnapper, when she offers to show you her collection of penis trophies, run. Big red flag. You’ll thank me one day, now get off my lawn!

Call me old fashioned but I like a woman who doesn’t cut off the penises of her partners and turn them into sausages