But Elon told me that Tallarico hates Texas!

No no no. The joke is “Yarrr. This thing is drivin’ me nuts.”

But Facebook trained their AI on their employees, so you can still safely blame their employees.

You think have of evidence will stop these assholes? Methinks not.

I fixed a UI threading issue by just adding a 50mS delay to the creation of controls. It was to prevent focus stealing, and rather than go through the normal PR process because I knew my coworkers would tear me to shreds for it,I waited until the middle of the night, temporarily changed the required number of reviewers from 2 to 0, and pushed my change. It’s been almost a decade and no one ever noticed and my fix is still in the shipping version.

The good liars are doing great work by exposing the insanity that is Trump’s base.

They get it.

Fuck this noise.

No they don’t. They want endpoint access to Linux computers. For reference, see Crowdstrike.

She was press secretary for 0.3 hamburgers. That’s like less than a one hundredth of a monster truck.

I like that the best we citizens can do is wait until we can vote because why would anyone be charged with a crime for clearly breaking the law? Fuck this whole system and the enablers that got us here.

This.

What if, and hear me out, these huge companies just paid their taxes instead of directly bribing politicians? Stop using Panama and Ireland and shell corporations and TIF agreements with municipalities. Just pay your fucking taxes like the rest of us.

One of my all time favorite bumper stickers I’ve seen in the wild was on a minivan driven by a woman, and it read “If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair while you’re at it.”

My favorite vanity license plate I ever saw read “MLFCNT.” Which my brain interpreted as “MILF C*NT.” When I got home and told my wife about it, she responded “You idiot. It stands for Maleficent.” Which in retrospect makes total sense because the Disney movie of the same name had come out earlier that year. Go figure.

There are more than to 2 regions in NY. There are the finger lakes, the Catskills, the southern tier, Western NY and Niagara falls to name a few. When I moved to Western NY I quickly got sick of being asked if I lived in NYC and when I would say no, 99% of the time the person asking would follow up with “Oh, so upstate then?” It really started to get on my nerves after the first handful of times.

In his defense, they bonded over their shared love of algebra.

It’s funny that this has become the new “kill Hitler” move.

Marty McFly has entered the chat.

Exactly. Except the bees ruined an entire generation.

Reminder to drivers to not mow down pedestrians that have the right of way with your giant truckasaurus.

Fixed it for you.