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Genuinely, I’m impressed and a little jealous. I certainly have a caffeine addiction, at least in the physical sense. I enjoy the ritual of making and drinking coffee and truly enjoy the flavors. However, after about 14 years of daily consumption, my body needs at least 3-4 cups of coffee to feel like a somewhat normal, functioning human. It’s probably not healthy. So I’m impressed when people function without it.

As taught by my dad:

Some people think they’re hot shit on a silver platter when they’re really just cold diarrhea on a paper plate.

Uh, always has been their message?

Interstellar is pretty nice

Nah, that’s just the Minecraft version of MC Escher