Glorious costume

It’s a promising start - keep it up! I’m looking forward to seeing your progress.

For centuries people have described phenomena they don’t understand “God.” We’re making progress.

He’s dumber than your average cereal mascot

What about Lance Bass method? (These can’t be his real teeth… sheesh.)

Not a meme, but you’ll look like John Hammond from Jurassic Park when you dust this one off. (I can’t believe it’s been up for 24 years!)

Real Ultimate Power

I used Oral-B for years but switched to Sonicare a few years back and haven’t regretted it. I don’t have strong feelings about one necessarily being better than the other, but I think either is a big upgrade from manual brushing.

And I know this isn’t what you asked, but if I were to get a new brush now I would probably consider one from Suri. The amount of waste from toothbrushes of any kind is annoying, and I’m always trying to reduce my footprint where practical. Sorry for linking a site with a bunch of affiliate links, but apparently there are a range of different eco-friendlier electric toothbrushes and brush heads for both Oral-B and Philips (I’m not affiliated with any of these companies or this site): https://greenchoicelifestyle.com/eco-friendly-electric-toothbrushes/

Convince us. How many billions of dollars did you lose last quarter?

Kids these days are so spoiled with their designer sodium compounds. In my day we seasoned our food with elemental sodium and we were grateful (for a very short period).

The probabilistically programmed robots giveth and the probabilistically programmed robots taketh away

Just don’t leave your wife alone. Problem solved.

A Royale Second (with cheese) in the civilized world

That’s the scary difference between psychedelics and hallucinogens: in the former you’re aware of your experience, but in the latter you may think that you’re actually speaking to your dead grandmother (I’m looking at you, datura).

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Congratulations on your enlightenment

your hoa is going to give you the most flack for having this

your significant other who’s wondering why so much of your funds are going to a seige weapon

Well at least you came up with a good explanation to the latter. And the rest of your points are also solid. Let’s get building!

A quick search brings up a couple people who have done this (Ireland notwithstanding). I remember this guy doing it, but there are others.

Can someone remind me again why billionaires are so smart and that’s obviously how they made all their money and why they deserve to keep it? This guy makes decisions like he’s trying to finish the Choose Your Own Adventure book as quickly and gruesomely as possible.

Look what they’ve taken from us

6…7 you say?