Do I need to ask how old they are or something?

Insert the stop having fun meme.

Why are they so stupid?

The house had been at like 99% odds for months now. The senate is at 74% now.

Nate Silvers last update said the senate is up to a 74% chance of flipping now I think.

The handle takes a lot of room. Shipping to carrying, if you had to carry 3 of those into battle it become a burden. Better off using one of those tennis ball throwers to get better range.

Don’t ever let them convince you company towns are the answer to our problems.

Feed me Seymour