

“I’ve tried like you would do with the last bit of ketchup in the bottle, but the stuff just wont come out!”



“I’ve tried like you would do with the last bit of ketchup in the bottle, but the stuff just wont come out!”

Didn’t SCOTUS also decide that a president can’t break the law, even if you’re selling top secret documents (that smells like shit for some reason) to foreign powers?


"We are only hundreds of millions of people here! What could we possibly do?!
“We tried nothing and are all out of ideas.”


Come on, it’s not like the media is putting the word ‘slam’ in every other political article…


Meta, if you can’t be responsible with your toys, we’ll have to come and take them from you…
“Hi Betty, how are yooou?! Lets stand here and blab for five minutes, while everyone has to scoot akwardly around us.”


Now “literally” also means “figuratively,” even within the dictionary.
That’s literally true… Like in the literal sense… STOP WINKING AT ME!

Cable TV and some streaming services, I hear.
“What?! You wanted a cannon because you wanted someone dead, and someone is dead, so what’s the problem?” - Cannon maker
It’s good if you want more crust.
4π > 2π


“He learned his lesson”…
So yeah, its just when they talk it becomes a mess to listen to
Måske vil en dansker skrive til dig engang.


But 76 and 6 B2 bombers.
No schools or hospitals though.
Are you talking about the sex dolls?