You know what? I’d be willing to concede that point after a second look. But a lot of the text is definitely AI.

I recently received an email from the office of Marco Rubio reminding me of the importance of ethical behavior as a government employee. My eyes couldn’t have rolled back further in my head when I read that.

Her sweater blends right into her hand.

They get requested around Christmas time because someone strung their lights the wrong way and now wants to connect the female end of the lights directly to the wall instead of reversing all the lights they just hung.

Also my Steam library every summer and winter sale.

I used to work in maintenance on ATC systems. The system the controllers use to interact with radios and telephones still used 3.5" floppies for the weekly data backup.

I can remember upgrading the system from Win 3.1 to XP in like 2012.

In a row?

Rust in piss.

The only manual labor those hands have ever done is massaging his little orange pecker.

If you have to question whether cats fart, you don’t spend much time around your cat. It might not be very often, but you’ll know when it happens.

You just have to buy two tickets. The armrest can fold up.

Sure, except he has a history of using it to avoid paying contractors for the work they’ve been hired to complete, aside from his criminal charges. Most other rich people will at least honor their side of a contract (citation needed).

Because his MO has always been to weaponize the judicial system to the point where the other party either gives up in frustration or can’t afford to continue litigation.

There are dozens of us.

Go for it. Everyone else already has it.

At this point, I have free credit monitoring for the next 150 years from all the times my data has been compromised.

Mitigation is not a synonym for destruction. It means to minimize impact.

As Eminem once put it, “Talk is cheap, motherfucker, if you’re feeling frogish, leap.”

What does the pear lapel pin symbolize?