Now is a good time to start reading more Shakespeare. The Merchant of Venice is actually pretty good.

Got him by his mushroom?

The worst part is he ISN’T in a position to sustain a war for this long. It’s just that no one is doing anything about it.

I really hope they live stream Donnie when he’s facing a firing squad. Now that I’d watch.

And everybody clapped.

A variation on the same theme: I’d rather be looking at it than looking for it.

I’m looking forward to the sequel “Afghanistan made me do it” and spin-off “Of course Iraq is involved, just believe me bro”

I’ll get down voted along with you, but yes it did. I didn’t even finish watching it.

But he was a greasy little bitch who could inspire with words.