No, no. See, God is definitely a dude.

He’s so manly and not gay that He even made Adam a wife just so he wouldn’t have to resort to nonbinary gay stuff with angels.

God has even had sex, like, at least once. How else do you think He got His only begotten son who is also Himself?

In case you didn’t already know, He also doesn’t approve of pronouns.

This entire thread is a time capsule, but gonads and strife just threw me into a time machine against my will.

I thought that was a Mallrats reference. Besides, they get the Subaru once they move in together.

Traffic enforcement cameras have been routinely abused by the government…

People focus on the nasty abuse like stalking etc. but in my experience traffic cameras (specifically stop sign cameras) are abusive in another way: the fines are low, the crime is classed as civil, and no points are added to the drivers license. Which means if a citation is issued, people just pay it because contesting a false positive case is impossible because you have to schedule a court date, take a day off work to go to court, and pay the court fees even if the judgement is in your favor (which are higher than the actual fine). This only gets worse as more of these cameras switch to AI flagging with “human review,” which we know translates to “no one fucking watched the video, they just isssued the fine.”

Is he going to make it, doc?

cries

You say it’s unfair, and it might be, but the fact is that an individual is individually suing a corporation where he’s personally claiming damages. This isn’t because of corporate personhood, it’s because it’s one person versus an organization; he’s literally going after the entire BBC apparatus, not just one dude.