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I’m 42 and this is great advice. I still don’t know what the fuck I want to do with my life. I have a job that pays decent and I don’t hate it, this second part is really important. I have a fun and fulfilling time in my free time. That’s about all I can ask for.

Be good to yourself and others and you’ll have few regrets.

Super important!

Administration assistant, I mostly work calendars and excel reporting

Every. Damn. Time. 😑

I don’t entirely disagree with your point because she is a gross person, but using misogyny against a woman you don’t like signals you are a misogynist to other people you may be more aligned with.

Content is my primary reason for switching from Lemmy.world to Piefed.social. I just wanted access to the pirating comms and I had to switch for that.

The old Super Mario Bros movie is a fantastic B scifi movie, it’s just a terrible Mario Bros movie. I still love it!

This is kind of how I feel about Friends too. It gets hated on for very valid reasons. But I will always remember being a teen watching the episode where Rachel and Monica have 1 condom left in the apartment and compete over who gets it. Then Monica goes to tell Chandler (I think?) that they can’t have sex because Rachel won the condom. He whines a bit, but she holds her ground. It’s one of the earliest pieces of media I remember watching that emphasized the importance of safe sex.

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I don’t know how it is where you are but maybe, just maybe, you might not want to be out in the dead of night at 2:00 in the morning when the bars close and the drunks are loose

I just want to say fuck you for your entire comment and go fuck yourself for this part in particular.

This is the same shit I’ve heard from people over the last 13 years because I almost died and ended up in a coma because some drunk ass decided he could make it home and I fell asleep in the backseat of a car. Just because my friends and I were driving at 3am doesn’t mean we hold any responsibility for him ALMOST MURDERING 3 PEOPLE.

I spent 2 fucking weeks in the ICU, broke my back, broke 5 ribs, lost a fucking kidney, lost the career I fucking loved, lost almost everything including my life. And I still hear fucking assholes like you think it’s my fault because I was out at 3am. None of that shit is my fault just like none of this shit is her fault!

Fuck off with your victim blaming bullshit and start blaming the people who actually commit these shitty ass crimes.

For me, it’s the API stuff. I used the Reddit app for a long time until I started seeing the He Gets Us ad everywhere. I hated it because it’s from an anti-equality organization. I blocked the account and I stopped seeing it for a while. Then it started popping up again after I blocked the account, so I started using Apollo to avoid it. Once the API thing happened and Apollo stopped working, I said fuck it, deleted my account, and moved on to Mastodon, BlueSky, and (after a time) here.

If they let me block that stupid fucking ad, I would probably still be there, at least if not for all the other dumb decisions they have also made.

When I know I’m about to fart, I make sure to look directly at my partner right before it comes out, just so I know exactly when he hears it. I love seeing the look on his face, it makes me laugh. He usually just rolls his eyes and says I’m gross lol

I also belch louder than him.

I am not ashamed for passing any kind of gas and no other ladies should be either!

Candy corn

Peeps

Sweethearts at Valentines Day

Pineapple on pizza