Well I just googled it and Morty’s a sack of shit.

Semi-bragging here but they taught my 3-year-old the planets in daycare. He was able to name all nine, including Pluto.

Well, ten, I guess, since he always repeats Saturn. But Saturn’s always been a chill planet that doesn’t give us any shit. I’m cool with having two of them.

Let’s not even talk about probing Uranus.

I’d suggest that, for the cost of an extra domain name, and a boring logo, they could probably significantly increase their subscriber base.

Here’s an idea. Do this with a giant ass logo. Put a banner underneath it with a link saying something like “Add this for FREE to your own business’ website!”

It would have two main benefits. First, it’s still a giant ad for their project. Second, it would shame the company into sponsoring because now everyone can see how cheap they are.

I thought he just really hated PDFs and honestly I was just nodding along.

That’s a good thing for salmon. We’re grossly overfishing wild salmon. Plus, you could use this to make sushi.

That’s not entirely true.

For example, sometimes he says “I want to feel your cock in my mouth.”

Nah, it’s just that some people don’t like the flavor of anise.