What a choice. I would think that it would be more convenient to do lines on the end of the sofa, the corner is usually the most comfy place to curl up when using the sofa for, you know, not doing coke.

He has cost every American household $2,500 this year alone, with more losses on the way.

https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/tariffs-cost-average-u-household-170108552.html

I would, in all seriousness, start looking for new counsel the moment I saw that shit on the wall.

Don’t underestimate cuteness as an advantage.