Have you considered a career in journalism?

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t the first time. Yeah, i know 1/6 was about the closest we’ve seen him try but this time around is gonna be an entirely different beast. He’s representing the billionaires, they’ll find fund a way to keep him in there as long as they can

Now that’s what I call a ‘self-own’ 👀

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The world’s finest cherry pie awaits 🥧

Love how meta just operates this way openly and nobody lifts a finger. Those fuckers should have been destroyed ages ago

Busted! 👀

$4k base price!?! Sign me up!!!

The real MVP 🙌

Some refrigerant systems have a valve that can allow the Freon to take a different route avoiding the evaporator coils. When it runs that way it is essentially just distributing heat that the freon generates as it’s pumped through the system.

Where the hell do you think we are, lol

I’ve ordered items from eBay just to have them arrive at my house in Amazon packaging, delivered by an Amazon driver.

Fair enough, the rest of my post was serious. I just wanted to inject a little funny but i get it.

I was joking around but i see it fell flat 🥹

We’re at the point where the billionaires are aware that their debts don’t matter, especially small ones like that. I mean didn’t one of those assholes just say they’re coming up 20 billion short this year? They don’t really seem that concerned, nor does it seem to be having any effect on the trajectory SI appears to be on.

When you owe a billionaire $70k, you’ve got a problem. Turns out you also have a problem when you’re owed $70k by a billionaire. Trump has spent his whole life proving you don’t have to pay bills when you reach a certain level of wealth because you can just drag everything out in litigation. Turns out common folks don’t have that same leverage, unsurprisingly.

Right? The Strait of Hormuz watching this like:

But how else am i going to operate them? In-person?

I personally have found it most convenient to put my detergent and clothes in the machine, then drive out to a spot where i can get some free wi-fi. Perhaps the Starbucks in the next town over. So, 15-min drive to Starbucks (and grab a PSL since 'tis the season) and then log onto their free wi-fi, then log into my account on Whirlpool’s app on my phone. Click on My Washer, select a cycle, water temperature, rinse options, etc. and press Start Cycle. By the time i get back home, the washer is almost done. I wait around an extra 10 mins or so for the cycle to finish once I’m back home, move the washed clothes into the dryer, and I’m back on the road! I’ve opted to start using the public library as my secondary wi-fi spot (when they’re open, at least), so another 15-min drive and I’m back on the app ready to commence a drying cycle! A few choice button pushes (the app really is streamlined) and my dryer is tumbling and heating like it’s nobody’s business.

“Street chemist” lol

Having 1 food item per week turn out to be toxic/dangerous in some way is rookie numbers–soon enough we’ll have daily food advisory warnings! You’ll never eat safely again! 🥹

Omfg this ride really never ends does it 🫠

Why else would he stand up for them so adamantly?