Your other wrist is fine, or do you need your mom to help?

Well damn. Could have fooled me! /s

Remember when he talked about Arnold Palmers penis?

He’s fond of men and blonde women.

I’m rooting for Iran, not because they’re Iran, but because they were attacked and are fighting back.

Fuck the United States.

Shooting someone with marijuana is difficult.

Osama Bin Laden won.

The main goal of 9/11 was to destabilize the United States.

It worked too well.

I don’t think Elon can handle a gun