Have to agree with the wife. I would also get out of the car.

Limp Bizkits “Behind Blue Eyes” is, without a shadow of a doubt, the worst cover in the history of rock music.

Still listening to the stuff I listened to in high school. Even more so since I understand it now. But before high school I listened to Limp Bizkit.

The company gave me a stationary pc. Where am I supposed to get a laptop from?

Great game You can show someone who doesn’t understand gerrymandering.

“Naked 15 year old Ivanka”.

I wish. My work computer is a 2 monitor PC setup so not a lot of ability to travel. But I can sometimes move to my parents house for a change of scenery.

I recently took a 20% pay cut to move from a factory to a remote desk job. No regrets.

And so, the thing we all feared finally happened.

As with most stolen jokes, the oryginał is funnier.

Is that supposed to be weird? I had a gecko named Banana, my brother had a dog named Broccoli and a friend of mine has a cat named Garlick. All in our native language.

What’s wrong with sink pissing? That’s how men are supposed to do it. Mere comfortable than aiming down, less splatter and You flush while washing your hands.

This girl looks like good wife material. She knows how to save money.

Was expecting something like “a mild, creamy sauce, but one in six bottles has 500000 scoville units”.

Because they believe everything they see online?

I think You missed a couple of steps between 2 and 3.

I’m sorry. Where I’m from birthday cakes are still made for eating.

I ordered a cake for my birthday that said Happy 29th. I’m 40, they didn’t even check my ID or anything.

“Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile”.