What if it’s coming right for me, and I have let everyone know that it’s coming right for me by shouting “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!”?

The problem is not with the controls fundamentally, it’s with the low quality controls. A glass touch surface has merit: it’s extremely easy to clean and keep clean, you’re never gonna get boiling pasta juice in there and corrode the contacts or whatever. It’s just that the manufacturers use the worst, most pathetic sensors that stop working as soon as the surface gets slightly moist. My own induction stovetop is pretty bad in that regard, but my parents’ significantly more expensive one is perfectly fine. The control part of the glass surface never gets very hot either.

Point is, it’s pretty good when done right. But they often don’t do it right.

Still kinda is. Some devices might not be able to connect to your tailnet. You might be trying to reach your devices from a device that isn’t on your VPN. The funnel might work, if you can work within its limitations.

So how does it work? If it’s painful but it doesn’t hurt, then it’s, by definition, not painful. “It’s excruciating but you can’t actually even feel it” doesn’t really make sense to me. My bullshit-o-meter is not happy with that.