“The move comes after Alaska and federal officials in recent years started allowing sport hunters to hunt big game with controversial practices, like shooting bears from helicopters, shooting swimming caribou from motor boats, killing wolf pups in their dens and using artificial lights to draw bears out of the dens to kill them.”

Disgusting.

I have two questions about this:

1. Why do Americans use these machines? Just turn up at the polling station, confirm your name and address, get handed your ballot paper, mark it with an X, drop it in the box. Bish bash bosh.

2. What the fuck is with that weird “news reporter voice” they always do on American news!? Just speak normally.

I’VE SEEN THINGS, I’VE SEEN THEM WITH MY EYES
I’VE SEEN THINGS, THEY’RE OFTEN IN DISGUISE…