Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it’s not the month they were born in, you can tell them “we liked how it sounded” until they’re old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.

As a bachelor, a dishwasher is already a cabinet. It doesn’t need emptying.

I’ve considered buying a second dishwasher so I can just swap between two self-cleaning cabinets.