You mean Theil’s positions?

Oh, LLMs can spit out average output very quickly for certain!

the rare interrobang

Fucking EXPERIAN again?

amazing doing a lot of heavy lifting there…

So… surely this is felony perjury?

Most state laws have provisions that mirror federal law. The New York state penal code provides for various degrees of perjury crimes and criminal offenses for making apparently false statements. At the lower end, perjury in the third-degree is a class A misdemeanor offense. This crime involves making a false statement while giving testimony under oath or in a subscribed written instrument when under oath. The crime rises to a felony offense of perjury in the second degree when:

• The statement is material;
  

• Made in a subscribed written instrument; and
  

• Made to mislead a public official in his official functions
  

The offense can become a felony charge of perjury in the first degree when the false statement is material and occurs during testimony.

soo… sex workers under contract? No job shame here!

Thanks. I hate it.

you’re just repeating yourself there…

For the Greater Good!

It’s much more than this, but even this part is an absolute win. No more rubber stamping whatever Toddler Trump wants. It’s a return of checks and balances. It opens up doors to investigations, shutting down budgets that fund his nonsense, blocking everything he wants to do, blocking appointments, and impeachment (though I still expect it never to pass the Senate unless they can show some smoking guns - even then I’m not sure).

Yah! It’s Kafkaesque… Bitch!

This feels someone lifted it from project NOMAD

Sexually Invasive?

The HR force-speak is strong with this one…

30% does not make a country.

Thanks, I hate it.

Former President George W. Bush’s brother, Neil Bush, has revealed he voted for Democratic candidate James Talarico for U.S. Senate in Texas, calling President Donald Trump’s bid to overturn the 2020 election “an affront to our democratic institutions.”

That’s an interesting take given how George W “won” the election against Gore by having the conservative majority SCOTUS stop the Florida re-count effectively handing W the presidency. Final counts have shown Gore would have won if the recount wasn’t stopped “because it was taking too long”. They would have finished within a day…

change my mind

Sadly, he does seem to have gotten it trademarked. That LLC owns a “Mug Club” which I presume is Crowder’s.

How this was trademarked, I have no idea, but if it’s used satirically (as in thrown back in his face) I don’t see how a lawsuit prevails - generally this is only merited if CNN started using it directly for a personality on their network or a show name, etc.

Schumer? Shut down a war the Israelis wanted and coerced out of Trump? This Schumer?:

“I have many jobs as [Senate] leader… and one is to fight for aid to Israel — all the aid that Israel needs,” Schumer said

I doubt there will even be a letter.