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“And the bios sayeth unto the user: Come forth and insert disk 23 of 30. And they did so. When the needle of the drive tested the disk, it had become corrupted, verily.”

I will craft a rudimentary instrument using any materials available in my hut and using my very high charisma I will seduce the beast.

Skill issue

I always thought that Intel was what kept AMD in place being a cool producer of linux-friendly components, so I pretty much dread the day AMD gets to be free from the shackles of competition.

Ah… To be naïve and young again to the tender age of 53… Is he perchance a dwarf that lives up to 500?

Fantastic recommendation! Way before H.P. Lovecraft cast his quite racist eyes towards the sea in horror, Japanese folklore had a long list of stories with many horrific sea creatures. I do remember vibidly that capturing a mermaid will spell one of the worst fates to those who attempt it.

Maybe that’s why Call of Chtulhu is so popular as a ttrpg.

Uh oh, I detect a schism.

Shine On You Crazy Diamond is absolute tops, it is a trip indeed.

All I can say is: Mental is hocus, health not pocus.

Me thought their god was terniary (being a trinity and all) but turns out that is in base-2. Maybe if Talarico wins god will become something interesting like base-20.

Using the same approach, phylogenically speaking early humans were chased by gigantic anomalocaris during the Cambrian period.

I liked this part “life gradually chipped away, like gaudy gold paint on the amusement rides of his youth”

Ok, the guards are completely oblivious that you come hither, cleverly camouflaged inside a cardboard box.

What else are you wearing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ok, roll for stealth.

Why it looks like he is begrudgingly fisting the hole?

How so?

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Oh… For a second I thought these were new Jackass episodes.

Ah St. John Ambulance, inventor of the Ambulances, great guy.