This makes me wonder if any of the fancy orbits can be found in nature, or if it’s always the usual star/planet/moon configuration

Both mean you’re in danger

If you haven’t seen it already, take a look at !localllama@sh.itjust.works

This might be exactly what his employer wants: e.g. if he works for a consultancy where his time is billed to the client with a hefty markup.

Only 7? Those are rookie numbers

This is where precise language is important! The recipe should have specified 5 cubic potatoes, to distinguish them from the 1-dimensional kind

Feels like “beating human records” is pretty meaningless for things that are… not human. I was intrigued to see what the entry criteria were since these are meant to be humanoid, but couldn’t find any real information on it.