You had me at “jazz”.
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Money and fame do weird shit to your brain. A handful of people have managed to have money and not be a miserable jackass, but it seems to be the minority.
WATCH OUT FOR DIABETES BROTHER IT’LL UNCRANK YOUR HOG
Fuck you’re stupid. They calibrated the rover to transmit at the resonant frequency of cheese, and being made of cheese, the entire moon essentially acted as a reflector. Learn some space history.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Must be a strange feeling that something you used to use is now only seen in museums
2·6 days agoI remember finding tone pads that you could use with phones that didn’t have tone dialing yet.
Unrelated, my back hurts.
🪕 Now all I do to fill my time 🪕
🪕 Is stay at home doing culinary crimes 🪕
It was an okay show at the time. Same with his comedy. Neither were the best, but both industries have come a long way in the last 30 years.
Full agree that he sucks as a person, though.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I want to be able to store money in folders like I do files on my computer
1·6 days agoWhere I used to live in the US, most credit unions had this as a free feature. Not a thing where I live now in Canada, though :/
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
politics @lemmy.world•Newsom backs measure to make future wealth taxes more difficult
21·7 days agoI’ve posted it before and I’ll post it again.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•How do you monitor your servers?English
1·12 days agoIndirectly. But as another commenter pointed out, it balances out with the tax rebates.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•How do you monitor your servers?English
5·12 days agoI have a robust monitoring system for my Jellyfin server, been running for the last few years. Checks in periodically, at least once per 24 hours and notifies me if it’s down. Doesn’t use any electricity, but does consume a good amount of Cheerios and mac & cheese.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•As I don't say I will kill the president, can I at least allude to threatening? Like the 86 47 guy?
1·24 days agoConservatives twist it that way because projection. If they had said “86 46” (which admittedly is more catchy) they would absolutely have intended violence, in spite of “86” not directly implying it.
Every baseless accusation is a confession.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask?
1·27 days agoWe already talk about not letting out the magic smoke. What do you think makes the smoke magic? That’s right, dark forces bound to our bidding.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask?
0·28 days agoThey’re not daemons, they’re background processes. And don’t mind the circuit boards that resemble mouths screaming in eternal agony forever trapped in silent slavery in an inescapable copper maze. It’s just coincidence, probably.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask?
0·28 days agoThey’re not demons, we simply trapped some lightning and forced it through some
runescircuits using ourincantationsprogramming. It’s all perfectly mundane and not at all worth burning anyone at the stake.
Good take. I appreciate the firm stance on LLMs not belonging in the browser itself, while also acknowledging the complexity and gray areas of the entire AI industry. Will keep using it.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft has an ambitious plan to win users back, and go toe-to-toe with Valve's SteamOS for gaming — but I'm not getting my hopes upEnglish
1·6 months agoMy only hope with this is that MS doesn’t have a complete hold on the gaming market anymore. Valve has to hold some serious sway at this point, and MS doing that might backfire on them.


Why call the weeyoo wagon? It’ll grow back.