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So what they’re saying is that if you’re going to show up, you might as well be part of the protest because you’re going to be arrested as if you were. Very Yoda of them. Do or do not. There is no try help.

It probably does. To my knowledge they’ve never deleted old accounts, though you might have an issue if you’ve forgotten your password and the e-mail address you used to sign up is no longer accessible to you.

If I was to learn that the “they’re not going to release it” hype around Coyote vs. ACME was, at the root, a deliberate, well guided marketing campaign, I would not be the least bit surprised.

The same may not be true of Batgirl because that was shelved first, and merely provided the powers that be the idea for marketing the ACME movie.

You can do most if not all of this in Perl if you’re twisted enough. Some hoop jumping may be required*, but I can think of ways to do something that looks like each of these.

*: The braces are especially tricky if warnings are turned on. I’d probably abuse the deprecated multidimensional syntax and tie a hash to the actual function.

And thus was birthed… the horse.

The more you think about it the more it makes sense.

Fandom shipping is not normally something that enters my head or generally appeals, but I think Pumpkin from Baman and Piderman needs to get down to that disco pronto. With his dancing feets on.

Jam-filled donuts usually aren’t the sort with a hole, and these look like they might be rings. I am conflicted.

It is possible to jam-fill a ring donut, and the ones pictured might not be rings, only sunken, but either way, something here tells me there’s not a lot of jam in them and it’s bothering me far more than it should.

… I’d say I was hangry, but it’s not long since I ate. Maybe I just really want a donut.

It’s all fun and games until you snag your favourite sweater on a Gibbs spike.

It doesn’t happen at the docks. They get loaded into shipping containers on trucks and on freight trains, so by the time it gets to the ship, it’s well hidden. And they don’t get on a ship bound for Russia either. The destination is more likely China or the Baltics.

Docks don’t have time to x-ray everything so some always get through, especially the ones where well-practised crime has generated authentic looking documentation for what’s supposed to be in the container.

Many men will remember the first bit of mail they received with Mr <Surname> on it and it wasn’t for their father, but I also remember being cut to the core being referred to as the subject of “watch out for that man” as a child escaped its parent and barrelled obliviously in my direction. To them I was merely an NPC.

My thoughts were along the lines of ’ “That man”?! Me?! Well… I suppose so. But, “man”? What? No. I’m just me. ’

I mean, I’m sure as heck not a woman, nor am I non-binary, but “man” is way too strong a term. “Adult male human” doesn’t even feel right, because much of the time I’m who I was at 7 years of age, just in a shell that’s 7 times that age.

But er, maybe that’s just me.

The repeated division trick has a quicker counterpart, which is to create a separate variable and repeatedly multiply that by 10, comparing to the original as it goes. Probably not as fast as anything beyond the repeated division trick, but I mention it because its rediscovery was likely missed by jumping right to clzl tricks.

It also generalises a lot more readily to numbers in other bases. Kind of a “jack of all trades, master of none” solution.

It’s close, sure, but actually no. That standard currently requires the letter T (and no white-space) between date and time when both are present, and, frankly, that’s ugly and a space should be allowed.

An old version of the standard allowed the space, and GNU’s coreutils seem to have carried on the tradition, so I’m not alone in thinking this.

the Russian alternative

You say that like it’s not simply swapping which one you have in your mouth.

Alternative retort for the last panel: “I’m already doing it”

Must have a Galilean accent.

Some say his name is Flipper-Wald Gespütt.

Maybe experiment with making the extensions directory read-only so they can’t be uninstalled, but that might not prevent merely disabling them.

Your situation might actually be a use-case for Firefox Enterprise as and when that comes out. It’s likely to cost money though. Assuming they don’t make the feature set available for regular Firefox sysadmins for free anyway.

Edit: I would like to learn from the downvotes, but neither has been helpful enough to leave a comment.

Mmm. Delicious free hydrogen radicals. So refreshing. Not harmful at all.

But if you really want “light water”, may I suggest replacing all 10 necessary protons with anti-muons? It won’t last long*, but it would reduce the theoretical mass of the molecule down to less than 1/8th**

And the resulting nuclear explosion would be a great topic for an xkcd What-If.

*: Muonium is a thing. It’s “hydrogen” made from an anti-muon nucleus and an electron orbiting it. It decays as the muon does unless there’s some kind of matter-antimatter annihilation in which case it’s a bit more vigorous. I am not sure whether you can put anti-muons in a nucleus along with regular neutrons though. No harm in trying, right?

**: Excluding quantum weirdness affecting the mass in other ways.

Killjoy: A werehouse would turn into a house.

This man is a werewarehouse.

Now who’s talking about morals?

Classic whataboutism.

I’m willing to admit that our system is run by absolute cretins who have only themselves and their own best interests at heart and if we had any balls we’d do away with the lot of them.

Dare you say the same?