The funny thing is I stopped drinking milk and eating dairy for a couple of years almost by accident. I started drinking black coffee, never eat cereal, rarely eat cake with cream, only have cheese sparingly. Now, whenever I do drink milk I get the shits something rotten. I actually have given myself (mild) lactose intolerance. IT CAN BE DONE.

…Reno, just to watch him die.

Related: did you know that the Outlook calendar notification sound is based on one of the developer’s kids singing “time to get up!” to them in the morning.

To be clear: I don’t condone violence towards children, but if a kid did that to me it would trigger my fight-or-flight response.

I love garlic in all forms but I have to agree - garlic as a seasoning is very different to garlic as a flavour.

Citroen already make a quadricycle called the Ami which is, on my opinion, an absolute slam dunk: cute, absolutely bare bones, super easy to maintain, shockingly practical for it’s size and so much fun to drive. If this is built the same way but sold as an actual car rather than a quad it’ll be amazing. Fingers crossed.

The Ami, for reference:

Well then, BRADLEY must die. There can be only ONE. And liking ORANGE is my THING.

Imagine being Bradley knowing everyone else at school has also seen it.

Holy shit, did Clinton fuck kids? Regularly? Repeatedly? Mercilessly? Or are you trying to create a false equivalence between being a child rapist and being a swinger?

But they won’t use them because they are le’tired.

It’s times like this I’m proud to be a paid-up, card-carrying member of The Satanic Temple or at least I would be if they’d send mE MY FUCKING CARD. Anyway, here’s the Seven Tenants of TST.

Perfect is the enemy of good.