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Cake day: June 16th, 2023

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  • First of all, I think this is a bit.

    But (and this is my understanding, although I’ve never tried it) on Kalshi you buy a contract that says “if X happens, this contract can be redeemed for Y money” and then you can, in turn, sell that contract to someone else before it expires/pays out. So you can actually make money by trading the contracts regardless of whether they pay out or not—you buy at some price, and then if the contract price goes up (either because the event seems more likely, or because many people were buying it in the hopes of selling later) you can sell it to someone else at a profit. This is the sense in which it’s like a stock market.

    So there’s like two layers to the joke here, one is intentionally misunderstanding the way Kalshi is like stocks (it’s actually more like options, which do expire and become worthless) and the other is that sometimes stocks really do go to zero.





  • When I went to Japan a lot of people spoke English. I don’t think we had any trouble. Everyone was very helpful. At one point my granddad and I were looking at a map trying to figure out how far we were from our hotel, and a guy came up and asked us in English if we needed help, and when we told him where we were staying he walked with us like 2.5km to make sure we got there! (This was in ye olde days before smartphones, so we were using paper maps.)


  • I didn’t finish it (I’m a serial quitter, I almost never finish games) but I enjoyed that Ryder was sort of an anti-Shepard. I played the Shepard trilogy as a Vanguard and even on the highest difficulty Vanguard!Shep is an unstoppable biotic death god, especially in 3 where Charge > Nova > Charge > Nova is possible. On the hardest difficulty in Andromeda, Ryder is a plucky underdog who has to somehow squeak by against enemies who frankly outclass them one-on-one (or at least my Ryder was; perhaps there is a stronger build I could have been using, but this one sold the fantasy).

    Similarly I remember cracking up when Ryder tried to call a crew meeting about something important and immediately lost control of the room.

    I don’t remember much about the plot, tbh.