I think the creative processor for our simulation is failing. This explains a lot of the wacky things that are happening.

I think the thing I miss most about the old internet was the fact that many people just produced things without worrying about getting paid all the time. Websites were basic but fun, people uploaded funny videos just for laughs, and sites like Reddit were hardly heard of.

We lose a lot of dork mice this way.

Hark! I have laid waste to these kibble bits! Feed upon their oblivion.

I fight for the one true cause. Shouting goats off the mountain.

GOOD POST FELLOW HUMAN. LET’S ALL NAME A VITAL ORGAN WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT.

Part of being an adult is making wackadoodle decisions and eating things you later regret.