Do they have cat girls I can adopt and pound?

Ftfy

It saves you loads of time! Especially if your goal is bankruptcy and permanent servitude.

Systemic against the South?

I do want to try eating a pizza spiral now

You’re an adult. Do what you want.

But I’m invested now. Can you try it and report back?

If it works but increases your chance of death in an accident, it’s stupid again.

, if you want it to be a better place you have to engage with others.

I’ll just buy a news channel.

That’s ok. The explanation is also a made up guess. It didn’t actually do those things.

No. The computer is dumb.

So… Apparently this is real

You likely have no empathy for these r…

Not true. I completely understand how they are the way they are, and I feel horrible for them. It’s a terrible existence to hate all the time and be brainwashed and manipulated.

But ultimately you can’t help people who don’t want to be helped, so you spend your time helping those who do.

Which end?

Her maiden name was Susan Compaq. Frankly, no one liked her then, and no one likes her now.

You wouldn’t download a car

Why do you think so?

zealots insisting that anything that is made by a person is made of 100% divine treasure that they did not give a shit about 2 years ago.

Yeah, and I’m starting to think Obama was a good president. It turns out that significantly lowering the bar resets your perspective.

Owners lie to make you feel special

You’re allowed to do your own thing ya know.

It’s already my house so who cares

No idea what this is

We already mocked them thoroughly enough pre-1865. We’re still burning through that debt.