Acquire drugs and go see Koyaanisqatsi.

Lest we forget the internet master of Bubsy, Ulillillia

While I am into my coffee, Starbucks isn’t the place for it — I’d rather make it at home. I drink way more iced tea than coffee. Get what you like!

Still, to have your own placebo!

Heads up: we also clap when the plane lands.

Thanks for digging that up!

You are right! I clicked through to another article about the issue that was on the page, and AP News did some edits apparently as it no longer shows up. Here’s the article they had previously included. My apologies.

chintzy when it comes to storage

Across the line, the cost to get a step up from 512gb to 1TB is $300, and on top of that, 1TB to 2TB is an additional $500, and you’re forever locked in. If that AI model increases in size, yikes.

It’s a guy named Vinny who dropped out of phlebotomy class, administering the frostbitten drugs kept in the back of the break room fridge in Snapple bottles, labeled “do NOt drINk”

Some courts had concluded the use of the word [“and”] indeed means “and,” but others decided that it means “or.” A defendant’s eligibility for a shorter sentence depended on the outcome.

For fuck’s sake.

Shoutout allergy shots. 3-5 year commitment. If you can get a “rush protocol” it sucks for a day (you get a ton of meds and do 16 injections over 6-8 hours) but it means starting at once every 4 weeks instead of titrating multiple times a week for months.

Yep, this is all the grocery store ones that I’ve seen. Except Trader Joe’s, which goes exact reverse.

Tactical body wash with essence of slaughterhouse, IPAs at the axe throwing place, and gym floor mats covered in sweat from the bois.

Just bring back LiveLeak for the occasion.

But this is what we’ve always wanted as a fundamentalist Christian nation: some hardcore eye-for-an-eye shit you can take the kids to. Put it on TV. The line between entertainment and real death is long gone. “Here. Here’s American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it.”