I’ve heard this formula (growing up in Ontario, Canada), but never before seen it attributed to the French.

There are cookies on that table, so I’m good. Fun fact about myself, I like cookies. Boom, nailed it.

To be fair, that’s what Trump says Google said. Even odds the entire conversation only happened in his mind.

Not even. Literally all we’re doing is responding in kind to tariffs. If that influences an election, it’s entirely Trump’s fault for initiating an unpopular trade war.