A party?

I mean, I suppose an entire planet erupting in celebration could be considered one singular party, but I’d say it’d be more like thousands or millions of smaller parties all occurring at once.

seriously, the ADA is one of the greatest and most important pieces of American legislation ever written for so many reasons (including this one), and for this reason I foresee – at some stage – the fascists here trying to repeal it. “Fuck them cripples, I got mine” is entirely in line with the Republican train of thought.

don’t forget free labor when they’re young/free caregiver when you’re old and infirm, I’ve heard more than one (bad) parent list this as one of the main reasons they wanted to have children.

I disagree, I believe neither he nor his name should be remembered at all, let alone changed.

Let him be forgotten when he’s gone, it’s the name that would piss him off the most – none at all.

Does Big Bill Hell’s count?

Like, I’m not saying they’d sell good cars. I’m not saying I’d go there intending to get a good car. But were it a real business I would absolutely buy a shitbox from Big Bill Hell’s Cars, because it’s not a business pretending to be my friend giving me a great deal, and that’s worth more to me than some salesman blowing smoke up my ass. And while it is a lot funnier than the average late 90s used car dealership ad, it is also incredibly authentic to the form of one.

If not, then I have also never seen an ad I liked.

Part of me had cynically hoped that covid had killed more red hat wearers for their ignorance (and for a time I theorized this is why 2020 went the way it did, among other reasons), but 2024 already disproved that.

You can leave your friends behind

Fuck; shit, this is. – Yoda Gnome

be kind to yourself

Don’t forget cheap.

Jinx, you owe me a soda.

can you explain to me exactly how you’d smoke the famously nonflammable lung cancer rocks

I’m just curious, is all.

Now, cigarettes with asbestos filters, on the other hand…

sure, but this is Calvin we’re talking about watching.

Only five dollars? I know it’s 1989 money, but… Only five dollars? Rosalyn, you could squeeze them for double that!

But did it affect trout season, though?

actually, yes, there is a medallion.

All I want is the Table of Contents, I feel like just that on its own would be enough of a laugh for me.

Chapter Nine: Guide to Furry Slang & Colloquialisms
“Everything you didn’t want to know about cheese graters, and knots the Boy Scouts will definitely not teach you.”