On my way out, from my normal airport, I’ve got it timed pretty well so that I leave my house 90 minutes from boarding and I’m through security with 15-30 minutes to spare.

On my way back, from the scary unknown airport, I like to arrive at least 2 hours before boarding, because who knows what kind of crazy hoops you’re going to have to jump through.

Ah, like a once-in-a-century financial event… Say, when’s the last time we had one of those?

Okay, this is getting complicated, no wonder science takes so long

I’m afraid I don’t understand, is bursting not just the transition between not-burst and burst?

Ah, turns out you were supposed to give the mushrooms to the mice!

I would like to see this immunity tested thoroughly very soon

The top reads like a Mitch Hedberg joke

Perhaps impossible unilaterally, but worth bringing up. We’ve already seen how powerful online conversations can be.

And before anyone says “what about the–” the answer is yes, arrest and imprison in accordance with the law, regardless of party affiliation

Technically, sure, but I still don’t like the connotation so I won’t be using it that way.

“with attitude” gives away the game. The only shit you make “with attitude” is marketing wank. If it was real you’d just do it and not beg people to believe how zany and uncaring you are. The whole thing feels like it was a decent idea glazed to death by AI.

Isn’t the argument that god looks like a dude wearing an open robe and you can see his thick, veiny god-dong when he sits down casually?

If god doesn’t have a thick, drippin’ hog, what even is Christianity?

That sucks. I haven’t been following it, was this a sudden but inevitable betrayal? Was it ever going to be anything else?

Just give it a few more decades, it must work eventually because a surface level inspection makes it feel like it should and that’s as far as I’m going to examine that

There’s probably some survivorship bias going on here. You’re not really going to see pictures of people who have been unattractive their whole lives, I wouldn’t think.

“The Atlantic borders other countries”???

And the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario don’t…?

I think so, too, but it almost feels apocryphal

Didn’t Polaroid say not to do that?

Finally, the real reason we gave AI the ability to make images

People are fine paying for movies that end, too, but that’s the deal. MMOs have a monthly subscription, if you don’t like it don’t pay it, but if you sell me something I’m gonna think I own it.