Midnight Wolf

🐸

We get signal

Cause there is no cock like horse cock, send your asshole into shock; you need horse cock, of course cock, grab the lube and slam the day awaaaaay~

E: pepper coyote played this song (and a few others) on stage at AZFC 2019, I think (maybe 2021) for all panel attendees to sing along. My straight friend was horrified, I had a blast.

So uh, you free tonight…? 🥺👉👈

What grit are we talking about? 🤔

Foreskins 🥰

😏💦

folds it hamburger-style like this?

Actually, the most effective weapon is not having money, regardless of how cheap the thing may be. The fuck do you mean a double cheeseburger isn’t on the dollar menu anymore? The fuck do you mean they got rid of the dollar menu?! I’ll just get a Little Caesars $5 hot and ready pepperoni pizza then. Seriously? What about a $5 footlong…? Oh fuck off…

Source: 🙃

wet your appetite

“Oh yeah, I should eat something.”

has dinner

forgets to buy the thing

company goes bankrupt

goes to sleep full and happy 😊

Man, I haven’t used pidgin in almost 20 years. Throwback, or whatever the kids say these days.

“that was fucking awesome! again, again! wait no nnnnnaaghjhgl”

I was there. I was there three-thousand years ago.

Today: ‘Copilot will let us control costs and will work around the clock!’

6 months: everything on fire

This one hasn’t heard of the cum box

One hat, please.

🎩

Thanks.

Me, hating our HOA but yearning for death: confused screaming

Never to be seen again, right? …right?

Life, really.

So does that make Starbucks a drive-by?

E: I’ll have two grande vanilla bean cream frappuccinos, a venti vanilla bean frap, a coffee frap with extra shots, a pumpkin spice latte, two spicy falafel pockets, one with cheese, and a large double chocolate brownie