It’s not enshittification leaving my body I have a problem with. That’s natural. It’s the entering aspect that troubles me.

A pity that nobody can afford popcorn in this economy.

My congratulations to Texas, who seem like they’ll be well served by their new Senator. That’s long overdue.

May? Bloomberg, please.

Okay. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Google.

I wonder what the weather is like on Planet Trump. I presume the clouds are fluffy and pink and contrast beautifully with the golden curtains and dancing tuxedo-clad sausages.

Even an AI slob-coder wouldn’t be able to get implementing that feature wrong:

fprintf(stderr, "Work done: None.\n");

I’ve agreed with Linus on a lot of things over the years. This is not one of them.

But I hear what you’re saying, and we’re not talking about me.

I’d have said that killing ourselves because we ran out of everything else is a very human thing to do, but it’s not like we haven’t been killing each other all along too.

I really didn’t need a world-renowned subject matter specialist to tell me that, but I’m glad to hear him say it nonetheless.

I’m going to guess… Russia.

You don’t, and I didn’t ask you for one. Incidentally you don’t owe me anything else either.

It’d be more accurate to say he ruined his life and the life of the person who had to report him for it.

Declaring the Internet as “saved” at this particular point in time might be a little premature, but that’s not Mr. Surý’s fault.

Yes. I don’t mean to be rude, but I don’t really think my question has been satisfactorily answered.

Then again, I didn’t expect it would be, so don’t take that as criticism.

Gee, thanks for the heads-up Apple. What’re you going to do about it?

Which would make their deportation logically tantamount to (being accessory to) murder.

Hell of a way to repay people who did you a massive favor at great risk to themselves.

And that is what they wasted all that electricity on.

Oh yes. How could I have forgotten that one?

Why does that need to exist?