I love how you managed to paint an even more confusing image.

For instance, based on what you’ve written with NO additional context, “the omnicell” must clearly be a terrifying large robotic overlord the size of a room that demands the world of you.

THANK YOU for using the word “bugged” in its proper context. Call me old, but I hate this ‘new English’ all the kids are using.

I’m glad we’re investing right before the crash. This makes perfect sense.

3. The bloodbath is a single-digit percentage, leaving no room for hyperbolic descriptors of textbook stock market corrections.

I’ve been focused so much on work-related stuff involving DST changes that I neglected my own systems!

I’m so glad that your nation has carried on the proud tradition of Cockney Rhyming Slang. Canada hasn’t so much, so I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary.

1. Separatist
2. Yank => Septic Tank => Seppo

Thr APPR rationale doesn’t even have to make grammatical sense. This is Air Canada’s run-on sentence complete with a missing oxford comma, and an unexpected paragraph break mid-sentence.

"Upon review of your reservation, we are unable to approve your claim for compensation as the most significant reason for your flight disruption was due to flight crew member availability related to sickness, flight time limitations, valid visa, health documents not at a crew base

and was required for safety purposes."

On top of that, we had to pay for our luggage twice on the flight down and every time we tried to get compensation from one “partner” airline, they point us at the other.