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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News

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  • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
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    This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.

    • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip
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      Written by Hegesth.

      • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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        NO WEIRDOS, BEARDOES, OR WOMEN, ONLY STRONG, HOT, MUSCULAR, DTF MEN.

        • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          AND DISCREET

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    Religion is a mental illness

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      I’d say it’s a reaction to mental illness. An attempt by people to try to get a handle on something. If you look at religious people, they tend to all be a little off.

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    Cool dream bro

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    I like how Jesus or he really wants to fuck a mustang

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