Independent Minnesota US Senate candidate Marisa Simonetti, 32, has been sentenced to three months in the Hennepin County workhouse after throwing a live tarantula onto the staircase leading to her tenant’s living space in Edina. She was convicted of gross misdemeanour harassment and misdemeanour domestic assault and will serve her 90-day sentence on school and work release. The court also ordered her to serve two years of probation and submit a written apology to the victim.
Simonetti’s sentence comes as she campaigns for a seat in the US Senate, hoping to replace Tina Smith in the November 2026 Minnesota election. Her candidacy has drawn further attention after a video she posted of herself confronting a Girl Scout and the child’s mother over selling cookies without a permit went viral, putting her own conduct under public scrutiny.



I shouldn’t be this attracted to such crazy women but here we are
duckface mugshot? instant turn off
I don’t think that’s duckface, it could just be lip filler
lip filler mugshot? instant turn off
Tell her how much you love god and hate brown people and she’ll probably give you the best lip filler job you’ll ever have
Brother ew
Go on! I’m sure you can fix her!
To each their own I guess? She has a evil look in her eyes.
dead as doll eyes.
Yup that’s where the crazy hides 😍
An evil, ugly Vulcan
Give it three weeks before she’s got an official position at the White House