Diplomjodler

Who could possibly have an interest in fomenting chaos in Europe?

My place at ten? I’ll bring the wool.

And trucks.

Anything with AI in it gets clicks.

I wonder why she’s running as an independent. Couldn’t be more qualified to be a Republican.

Go on! I’m sure you can fix her!

Planned obsolescence is one of the cornerstones of our economic order.

The sole purpose of these fights is stroking the fragile egos of their respective leaders.

It’s one of the great ironies of our time that we spend billions on slop machines but haven’t yet been able to build a robot that can empty the dishwasher.

If you work hard enough, some day you’ll be able to hunt poor people for sport too!

It won’t calculate the odds of survival. It’ll calculate the revenue that can be extracted from you.

I’m not at all keen on watching executions but I’d watch that one.

If guinea pigs had no advantages, they wouldn’t have survived.

New religion just dropped.

But in Canada you may have to wait to see a doctor! Checkmate socialists!

If it doesn’t look right and doesn’t smell right, it’s an easy decision to make unless you’re stuck in a bunker with zombies outside and food is running low.

Dude with brains beaten to mush supports fellow rapist.

Hey, AI bros, when are you going to make a robot that can clean up the baby poop?

Nazis doing Nazi things.

Everything’s a file.