The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoShopping in 2026media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
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minus-squareFreddiesLantern@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoWe hereby declare we might harvest some data to use for targeted advertising based on your poop.
minus-squareDarkenfolk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoSuddenly a lot of ads recommending that you visit a hospital for a “general” checkup and make-a-wish foundation ads.
minus-squareLucelu2@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoFor more than a normal consistency of poop and increased frequency… you may also be reported to your employer’s Health Office. Be very careful if you order Taco Bell. Stock up on immodium.
We hereby declare we might harvest some data to use for targeted advertising based on your poop.
Suddenly a lot of ads recommending that you visit a hospital for a “general” checkup and make-a-wish foundation ads.
For more than a normal consistency of poop and increased frequency… you may also be reported to your employer’s Health Office. Be very careful if you order Taco Bell. Stock up on immodium.