YO. I knew a guy in the university improv group (which was actually good) that won a Freshmen talent competition by pissing himself on stage. In like 1999. I tried to do it myself once - harder than it looks unless you’re literally about to explode.
Fergie is 100% ripping off that dude.
Irrigate, irritate, litigate!
What Fergie should have done before the show:
Dehydrate! Dehydrate! Dehydrate!
Can I get a matching Paula Radcliffe pooping plate?
First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.
It’s more common than one assumes.
If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.
My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running
And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count
