Not sure if you’re joking or serious: I didn’t mean to imply that my toddler’s hands are giving me erections, I was just saying that their hands being everywhere is a good enough reason to AT LEAST wear boxers… Preferably a dry suit…
If you’re smart, living with toddlers is a very small piece of your life. My kids are grown. If I ever have grandkids they sure as hell won’t be invited into bed with my naked ass.
Co-sleeping with your toddlers? Their tiny spider-hands are everywhere…
If your toddler’s hands are giving you erections then maybe don’t sleep with them?
Not sure if you’re joking or serious: I didn’t mean to imply that my toddler’s hands are giving me erections, I was just saying that their hands being everywhere is a good enough reason to AT LEAST wear boxers… Preferably a dry suit…
Apologies, I was joking
Phew… 😬 At least I wasn’t suggesting a wet suit in my reply. ;)
How can you pass the Gandhi purity test?
If you’re smart, living with toddlers is a very small piece of your life. My kids are grown. If I ever have grandkids they sure as hell won’t be invited into bed with my naked ass.