• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Jesus said that when He returns He’ll have a Holy Army at His back and they will murder everybody.

    The lake of blood will be miles wide and “as deep as a horse’s bridle”.

    He won’t come back as a hippy. (according to Him)

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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        4 days ago

        Honestly this is my take as a gnostic towards the Zionist Christians (like my parents). You mean you’re really gonna kick off the Apocalypse and drag Jesus down here like a toddler demanding attention from daddy? Like they’ve told me what’s going on in the middle east is just part of Jesus coming back. Even if we genuinely assume all of this is 100% true when interpreted 100% literally how in the actual fuck do you think Jesus is gonna be happy to have to be dragged down to save us TWICE.