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Atmospheric transmission spectroscopy has revealed that the sunsets from the observatory are really pretty.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3311/
Wait…heavily polluted and in the middle of an extinction event.
Awwwww
Compared to every other known planet thats barely noticeable tho.
And probably still reversible if we could get our fucking capitalism in check.
Yep, uninhabitable.
Reasonable gravity: check.
Liquid water: check.
Breathable atmosphere: check.
Looks great! Just… Oh, wait. Shit. It’s completely infested with capitalism. Yet another uninhabitable planet.
“oh god it’s got frenchmen”
Those pesky capitalist are ruining the planet! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Karachay
Yeah, the state capitalists as well.
No true Scotsman, huh?
Looks like we’re s.o.l.







