One kid shouts at another “DUDE I GOT ANIMORPH POWERS LIKE THE BOOKS WATCH THIS”
They flatten and produce hooved forelimbs, eyes bulging and receding, spine twisting and crunching in a horrific flow and churn of flesh and bone, until they become a depressed stallion.
The other blankly replies “you got an animorph powers and decided to animorph into an Italian?”


I think that’s part of the joke. Frankly, I posted this one expecting maybe 2 people to get it. The real fun was acting as though a mixed era joke makes sense. We do a little trolling around here