A clown lays prone upon an examination table. A doctor stands behind them, explaining “Time for your yearly clown prostate exam!”
“Good, good coloring” he says as he pulls a multicolored string of flags from the clown’s rectum.
The doctor’s face shifts to concern as they continue to pull, all of the flags now red.
The doctor’s eyebrows burrow as the flags continue to come out crimson.


Literally every man’s dream to have Heather Graham pull a fifty foot anal bead out of them and play a little tennis.
It’s not just men with that dream, I assure you!
Now I know what to get grandpa for Christmas