I mean the unironic answer could be “A detailed scientific diagram of a plant that could help improve our agriculture feeding the city.”
Now if it was a more steamy letter it might be more difficult to make it important.
Now if it was a more steamy letter it might be more difficult to make it important.
Imagine yourself in this situation and you open the letter and it’s one of James Joyce’s letters to Nora or that I’ll be home in 3 days message from Napoleon to Joséphine.
“Well, it has many layers to it, but it would make even the most stoic of men cry. I don’t quite know how to dice it. Rest assured though, it is pungent yet tasteful, and has a strong aura that will affect everyone in the room. You have given your life for something truly savory.”


