“oh god oh fuck” cries out a giant, fastened to the ground with innumerable ropes by dozens of miniature people.
“yo check out this dudes massive cock” says one of the mouse-size men."
“Nice” the rest affirm in a scattered cacophony of agreement.
“Maybe this isn’t so bad” says the giant
But then you need to find the 50ft woman to use it.
Edit: though seeing as you’re probably the only guy her size, you probably have a pretty good shot at hooking up.
The little men are going to remove it to build a church out of it
They say all religion starts off with something phallic.
Don’t worry, I’ve seen 5 ft women take more.