This past week, someone thought I was still in high school (sometimes known as secondary school), but I’m actually at least ten years older.

I don’t care what they think since they are still in high school themselves, but I’m sure other people have thought I was that young (but didn’t say it out loud).

Other than growing a beard, what else can I (and other men) do to make ourselves (at least facially) look older?

  • pachrist@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    It’s all about what you wear.

    White New Balance 608s, jorts, and a graphic tee about sarcasm or puns. Make sure your 608s are stained a little green from mowing the lawn.

    Route every conversation back to your lawn, lawnmowers, or the Traeger/Blackstone you want to buy when your wife let’s you.

    Literally that easy.

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    1 month ago

    start smoking and drinking, cut back on sleep and find an unfulfilling stressful and thankless job that also underpays. throw in some women/partner/spouse that treat you like shit to really speed this up.